A World of Small Wonders

Today's twitters, bitches :-)

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:55:02 GMT

22:51 Facebook needs to stop rubbing my exes in my face. Thanks for the reminders, FB. Or maybe not. They're bleeping everywhere!! #

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Wed, 30 Dec 2009 22:55:01 GMT

08:40 Dog person? In or around GA? RT @ThisIsRobThomas GUYS!! CHECK THIS OUT!! TIME SENSITIVE! tiny.cc/rD7go #
14:23 LOL! RT @adamlevine people love vampires right now. but not so much super bad ass vampires like lost boys. more like dawsons creek vampires. #

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Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:33:26 GMT

I was watching a movie just now. Nothing special, just a sweet love story called Penelope starring Christina Ricci and Reese Witherspoon. Along with some stuff that's been going on in my life recently, this movie got me thinking. I have too high expectations on most things: Myself, my life, my friends, the men in my life. No wonder I keep screwing it up. I've been told that for a long time - that my expectations are too high, along with "Opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door, and neither will Mr. Right." I just haven't really believed it. I've always expected Fate, Destiny, Karma, whatever to give me a break, and to - just for once - let me get what I want without me struggling and fighting for it. It just doesn't happen like that, though. Like the great Jon Bon Jovi has been singing to me for maybe 10, 15 years (1. I know he's not singing directly to me. 2. Keep The Faith is from 1992, but I probably didn't buy it until I was at least 15, which was in 1997.), but I haven't really HEARD him.

Don`t look up to your movie screens
Your record or your magazines
Close your eyes and you will see
That you are all you really need

Why is that so hard for me to really comprehend? To accept? That nothing will fix how I feel except me? That all these CD's and books and DVD's and magazines that I am so addicted to, that they won't do anything other than raise my expectations? Make me want even more. My mother has always told me, when I've complained about being single and everyone else having these great, happy relationships, that I shouldn't think like that, because I don't see the relationship from inside it, and inside it, it might not be as great as I think. I just can't accept that. I don't want to be disillusioned, and I don't want to stop believing that everyone can have an amazing life. However, I am 27. I should know better, and I should grow up. Life - and love - will never get better than this until I start fighting for it and working on it. Well, if that's how it is, I guess you can count me out. This is how I want it, at least for now. If I can't get great love, I'm not going to play the game right now. Or to quote Dream for an Insomniac: "Anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love is a waste of your time."

Oh, and the entry name is Smooth by Santana.

Today's twitters, bitches :-)

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:55:02 GMT

08:33 LOL! RT @johncmayer: I love mass texts: Dear person of unspecified meaning, Merry Christmas! Looking forward to seeing you at a later date! #

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Alive (N' Out Of Control)

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 12:32:10 GMT

Hey everyone!

I know I've been quiet for a while now, it's just that not much is going on. I don't really have anything to say. Just thought I'd let you know that I'm still alive, as if you couldn't tell from the twitters.

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Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:55:03 GMT

08:27 Happy holidays, everyone! #
18:42 @neilhimself It would gave been funnier had the stove been a Viking. Having a Viking centered day. ;-) (Or maybe I'm just weird.) #

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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:55:01 GMT

10:29 Either someone requested a wet Christmas instead of a WHITE one, or someone else misheard. Either way: #Fail! #
23:48 RT "I'm too self absorbed to send a personal holiday text. I hope this will create the illusion that I think about others." -> "send all" #
23:50 That RT came from @davenavarro6767. I laugh (and RT) because I received a few. #

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:55:01 GMT

18:25 @nickcarter What happened to the stuff you were doing with Tommy Lee? I've been waiting for that stuff for years! #

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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:55:02 GMT

15:18 Not even a little. RT @kickette Can we get a roll call on who's even remotely motivated to work today/this week? #

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Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:55:02 GMT

10:02 Going to Ikea today. Christmas present time! #

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The Daily Fail (a.k.a. Eavesdropping at Ikea)

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:06:36 GMT

Two guys mid-to-late twenties in the Bathroom Department, talking about toilet brushes.

Guy 1:
- Every time you're here, it's time to replace this.

Guy 2:
- No, I run mine in the dishwasher.

(I couldn't help turning around to make sure that I didn't know Mr. Yuk.)

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Two weeks notice

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:05:02 GMT

I forgot to mention this, but two days ago, the guy that stood me up apologized. Dude, it's been two weeks (or is it three?). Do you honestly think I still care? Plus, he had a really lame excuse. He'd forgotten his phone so he didn't see my text until it was too late. Well, you could still have texted me that night or the next day. Now, it's just way too late.

In other news, I dreamed that my office hired someone to investigate murders. Obviously I watch too many cop shows if I think my office needs one. (A cop, I mean. Not a cop show.)

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Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:55:05 GMT

10:29 Grrr... Re-hacked. Nothing posted, but my password was changed. V. annoying! #

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Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:55:06 GMT

21:20 Sorry everyone, I guess my Twitter was hacked. Should be fixed now, though. #

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Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:55:05 GMT

09:09 I should seriously stop scheduling doctor's appointments this early in the am when I don't start work 'til noon. *slightly sleep deprived* #
15:37 Wasn't carded at the liqour store today. Felt good then, but now I feel old. #
15:41 Pretty sure I just spotted a member of The Ark walking past Burger King with a stroller. Guess I'm out of the loop again. #

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Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:55:08 GMT

14:13 RT @DitaVonTeese Oh wow... It's december 1st! World Aids Day! Safe sex is sexy! Safe sex EVERY SINGLE TIME!♡ #
16:27 I have a huuuge urge to get a tattoo. Like right now! I want!!! #
19:41 @shweedie I totally would, but that's not what a credit card is for. (If I'd had the money, I would!) #

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Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:55:04 GMT

22:39 @Pink Re: empty gyms. Kinda like that Stephen King short story. Very creepy!! #

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:55:04 GMT

19:21 Going out for a "hump day" / pay day beer with friends. Feeling hot, despite having to wear glasses, and the fact that it's raining. #

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Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:55:03 GMT

14:00 Just woke up. Major rain. Yay, TV day! #

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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:55:03 GMT

20:19 I got all dressed up and ready to go. Now guess what I got? He didn't show! #

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I hate people

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:57:26 GMT

I was supposed to have a date type thing today. He was supposed to come by 7pm-ish. I got all dressed up and ready to go. Now it's 8.48pm. He's still not here. He hasn't called, texted, emailed or written in any of the communities we have in common, and he hasn't replied to my text. I guess I am officially stood up. What a jerk. Especially since HE asked ME out. And we've already been on one date-type-thing before, so it's not like he got cold feet about me. Or, I guess it is. Anyway, jerk. I spent all day cleaning and fixing my place, and he can't even be bothered to let me know it's off.

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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:55:04 GMT

17:00 In a good mood. Woke up feeling rested, it was sunny, eyebrows are plucked, hair clean & good music while biking to work. I heart today! #
19:40 @shweedie Indeed it is. And adding some mascara really made my eyes pop. MEN at my office have commented! #

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Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:55:04 GMT

09:58 @Eve6 I guess you do like me, but you kick me out & take me back more than my last bf did. 10 times in 2 months?! Pick one & stay there. ;-) #

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I'm a rockstar

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:54:20 GMT

I had the weirdest freaking dream just now.
The first thing I remember was in the town I went to college: I went to the student pub, where I ran into my ex, the girl he cheated on me with, and his wife (and a few other people from back then). He ran a sex shop in the student pub. We talked a little and he offered to refer me to the people at his other job. I thanked him, but said no. Then I left to go to a concert. I can't remember how, but I was asked to join the band. (In real life, I can't sing at all.) I accept, join them, and go on tour straight away. There's another part I can't make sense of at all, and then I'm backstage, dancing, flirting, and making out with some woman, whose biggest concern is her children noticing. Then it jumps to (or maybe there's another part I can't remember before this part) to me coming home to my big house, with huge windows everywhere, where I have sex with a guy from my IRL office - without drawing the curtains. There are a whole bunch of other things I can't figure out what they were or meant, but all if this made sense when I dreamed it.

Oh, and I collapsed on stage. While the stage was upside-down. Thankfully, we were all suspended in something like we were bungyjumping...

Anyway... Damn, my dreams are wacked!

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Sat, 14 Nov 2009 22:55:06 GMT

08:36 On the bus I sat next to two girls going to H&M to get in line for Jimmy Choo. I want to go too, but I'll do the grownup thing and go 2 work #

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